Who needs Big Brother when you’ve got big flavor? If you're rolling in dough—literally—but not buying into the system, this I Bake My Own Bread & Don’t Trust the Government tee is straight-up your vibe. A little self-reliance, a little rebellion, and a whole lotta style, this one’s for the homesteaders, preppers, and truth-seekers who know the best way to rise is on your own terms.
Because trusting the government? That’s half-baked. 🤡💨
✔️ Soft AF cotton for peak comfort while dodging propaganda
✔️ Classic fit – perfect for breadmakers and BS-callers alike
✔️ The ultimate conversation starter at farmers' markets and underground meetups
✔️ Pairs well with fresh sourdough and a side of skepticism
⚠️ Warning: May cause unsolicited conversations about fiat currency and food shortages. Wear at your own risk. 🚜💥

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
 
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